Sincerest apologies


Wednesday, October 1, 2003 | 06:51 AM | by
Yes. News. Lots of it.

But guess what? It's 6:43am where I am. I haven't slept. Or have I slept? Was I dreaming? Have I been Tyler longer and longer?

It's called a changeover. The movie keeps going, and nobody notices a thing.

My brain is slush. I could of course attempt to tell you about everything you need to know about. I could tell you about stuff like... stuff.

But my thoughts aren't working properly. I would end up telling you about the blue glass of water on the desk next to me. You wouldn't think I could fill an entire news post with talk about a glass of water. Oh but I could. Especially when I got into the part of what it was wearing.

So how about this. I go to sleep now. Then I wake up and come back here later to write you a real news post. Then you come back here later to read the real news post that I'm going to write you.

Because I can't do it now.

I just cant. Later, yes. Now, no.

Here... knock yourself out.

Real news post

Wednesday, October 1, 2003 | 05:03 PM | by
Ok, I passed out for quite a long while, and am now feeling refreshed. I do believe my brain is functioning on a semi-normal level.

And with that, I have a few announcements to make.

I want to thank everyone who donated in the month of September. I'll be sending out your exclusive content by the end of this week.

For October, if you
donate, not only will you receive your extra cool donator's only content, but you will be entered to win some cool prizes. Two runners up will win a set of Ctrl+Alt+Del posters, and one lucky winner will receive a Ctrl+Alt+Del T-Shirt!

Also, as far as this weekend's Ctrl+Alt+Del GameDay goes, I've decided to use America's Army, since I'm readdicted to it anyway. It's free, and it's an excellent game.

So if you're interested in playing America's Army with me on Saturday, go ahead and download the game. Also, you are required to pass boot camp (training) before you are allowed to actually play the game online, so you might not want to wait until Saturday morning to download it.

Please keep in mind that America's Army is more a strategy game than a First Person shooter. If you come looking for/ expecting Counterstrike/Quake twitchy, lightspeed action, you will get wrecked. And I'll laugh at you too.

Ok, fine

Wednesday, October 1, 2003 | 07:32 PM | by
Apparently some of you are having troubles locating the big "download the free game now" button on the main site, so I'm going to go ahead and link you to it on fileplanet.

Get it here. That's the latest full version of the game.

America's Army Addition...

Thursday, October 2, 2003 | 12:31 AM | by
If you guys don't want to wait in line at fileplanet, you can also try here. Just do a search for armyops190.exe.

I will be announcing the time and server and all of the information you'll need on Friday. We'll most likely start early afternoon, and play on different servers/maps for the rest of the day. We'll see how it goes.