Butter time

Vacation Time!

Monday, November 22, 2004 | 12:13 AM | by
I'm on vacation! I'll be back next week.

My house now

Monday, November 22, 2004 | 12:14 AM | by Ethan
Well, well well. It looks like that lazy bastard Tim has taken himself a little vacation, and it now falls on me to run the show. Let me tell you, things are going to change around here.

First of all, you may now address me as "Extraordinary High Templar Ruler of Greatness", and anyone failing to do so will be smoten. Smited. Smitten. I'll just fuck you up.

There won't be any more of this "work ethic" shit around here. Fuck work. From now on, it's video games all the time, with the occasional breaks for vitamin and protein intake via various microwaveable foods, and short naps for re-energization. If you don't like the lack of work I do, you can shove off, mate.

I think we need more pron too. I've always felt this site lacked pron, so I'll be sure to put up a new section for downloaded various genres of pron. Five-hundred gigabytes of pron, right at your fingertips. I do this for you because I demand complete devotion.

I'd get used to it if I were you. I forsee a cinder-block related accident in Tim's near future that would trafically prevent him from returning to work as master of this website.

Watch yourself

Monday, November 22, 2004 | 12:27 AM | by Lucas
Hey, "High Templar of Stupid", you are gonna get a serious bitch slap when he gets back. He told you not to fuck with the site.

So you guys want to know what kicks some serious ass? Sid Meier's Pirates! does. I would highly reccomend going out and grabbing this game if you were a fan of the original, and if you've never played the original, I think you owe it to yourself to find out what all the fuss was about. I mean, the game did sell more than a million copies. A million people can't be wrong, right?

Well... unless they're all from the red states...


Monday, November 22, 2004 | 11:12 AM | by Ethan
How can you be playing Pirates! when there are games like Halo 2 and Half-Life 2 sitting here?!

The gravity gun in Half-Life 2 alone provides hours upon hours of saw-blade-throwing entertainment.

Stop playing your little boat game and let me school you in a game of Halo 2.

Don't kid yourself

Tuesday, November 23, 2004 | 06:45 PM | by Lucas
Please, school me in Halo 2? I'd take you up on that challenge, but I don't attend kindergarten.